by Eve Redmond, Unionville, PA

One of my most memorable music moments was back in 1979 at YES playing in the round! I was sitting below the nosebleed section really enjoying the “aromas” surrounding me and the concert, yes that too! All of a sudden I felt warm liquid fall into my lap. Needless to say, GROSS! Someone must have pewkaroneed on me! Well it was so dark in the stadium I couldn’t see a thing and it was one of those songs where Jon Anderson and Rick Wakemen did their LONG LONG classic YES solos. I sat there stoned still for over half an hour with nothing to wipe up with.

Then, FINALLY the lights came on! Yeah! It turned out to be a huge blobberoni of mustard from someone above’s hotdog or pretzel……………thank gawd. Now whenever I think of Yes I think of warm mustard.