22 Jul
Rolling Stones, November 13, 2006 at MGM Grand
by Adam, Philadelphia, PA
Rolling Stones Concert. I was dancing my ass off (doing my best Jagger) when during “Jumping Jack Flash” I did a high kick that resulted in a split of my very tight “rock pants”. I was not wearing underwear at the time (because they would cause an unsightly bulge), and my man parts popped out. I put it away quickly but the next thing I know I’m being taken out of the show in handcuffs by two large police officers. They thought I was intentionally exposing myself to people. I was p*ssed for sure but at the same time I thought, “Man, this is rock ‘n’ roll!!”